C'mon you sons-of-Charlotte, Do you want to live forever?

Things you could miss tonight if you went out to see illicitizen @ the Keg-n-Cue:

• That guy in that sit-com is going to say that catch-phrase. His wife/girlfriend/daughter will show him up to be a buffoon. Albeit a lovable one.
• The local sporting thing will have a dramatic win or loss choreographed around the prime commercial spot.
• That local and or national politician will say something any 4th grader  could have phrased better.
• Weather. It's freakin' on all the time. Doing stuff.
• There will be unrest in the middle east.
• Somebody will win or lose America's top model/comic/poptart/proctologist  show. There will be TEARS!
• Your mom's belly fat and teeth whitening secrets will continue to plague  the internet.
• Oh look, the Olympics. I thought the Superbowl was over.
• Dude, get out of the house. That's where the calls are coming from.

ILLICITIZEN @ THE KEG & CUE Feb 19th . 9pm. Some special guests might also show up. Who knows? It is unpredictable.