illicitizen For Sale

Thursday, February 18, 2010

C'mon you sons-of-Charlotte, Do you want to live forever?

Things you could miss tonight if you went out to see illicitizen @ the Keg-n-Cue:
  • That guy in that sit-com is going to say that catch-phrase. His wife/girlfriend/daughter will show him up to be a buffoon. Albeit a lovable one.
  • The local sporting thing will have a dramatic win or loss choreographed around the prime commercial spot.
  • That local and or national politician will say something any 4th grader  could have phrased better.
  • Weather. It's freakin' on all the time. Doing stuff.
  • There will be unrest in the middle east.
  • Somebody will win or lose America's top model/comic/poptart/proctologist  show. There will be TEARS!
  • Your mom's belly fat and teeth whitening secrets will continue to plague  the internet.
  • Oh look, the Olympics. I thought the Superbowl was over.
  • Dude, get out of the house. That's where the calls are coming from.
ILLICITIZEN @ THE KEG & CUE Feb 19th . 9pm. Some special guests might also show up. Who knows? It is unpredictable.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Some adrienne.allexia photos of us last week



Originally uploaded by adrienne.allexia
The good folks of Goodnight Raleigh happened into Slim's during the
Snowmageddon. Here's one of the pics from that night.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Ch-ch-ch-changes Feb 19 Keg & Cue

We have moved our monthly residency gig at the pool hall to 3rd Friday (was 3rd Sat). I KNOW, that's like MiND BOGGLING!